ELVIS FOUND ON MOON
Elvis, the king of blues, has been found on the Moon. He was spotted on a day trip to
Preston by a Mrs Edna Postlethwaite who conjectured to a police spokesperson that
Elvis, the king of pop, seemed to be walking funny.
Upon further investigation by your intrepid reporter, I found Elvis, the king of rock,
employed as a bus conductor with a trout protuding from his anus - no doubt the
reason for his ungainly strut.
And all this on the Moon.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS MADNESS POSSIBLE IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
I questioned Elvis, the king of R&B, as to the purpose for said trout to be rectally
housed. He simply replied, "Fuck off and stop bothering me. You look like a cunt
yourself, so dont make judgements."