BABY BOMB DEFUSED IN LONDON
Yesterday a bomb ensconced inside a baby was defused at Piccadilly Circus.
The 2 megatonne liquid explosive device was discovered when a passer-by spotted the
baby wriggling around on its back next to a statue of some bloke. The baby had a slow
burning fuse inserted in its rectal area. Bomb disposal experts managed to defuse it with
only hours remaining until detonation.
Experts speculate that a disgruntled ex-employee of Jessops camera shop placed the bomb.
The baby was transported to a safe area and detonated.