I need KY
I’ve gone all dry in the head, I can’t think of anything really, which tends to be the worst time to create my special breed of flange-busting tripe.
Although, I must admit, the most I’ve done recently is squeeze my testicles.
What I need to do is poke around inside myself with a spoon, not an AMCO one however, as I will be probing myself in the brain, not the anus.
Anyway, I shall hopefully have rummaged around enough to stir a thought or two and create something, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN.
A bit like Maragaret Thatcher’s clitoris.