Cobble me backwards Mrs Thwaite.
Anyway, what with life and stuff, with all its little peccadilloes and roundabout turns, left facing quadrupeds. half eaten pigmies, monster truck flatulence and general gravity, I decided to flatly refuse to reveal my testicles to the pope.
On a side note, I updated my sight with four new cartoons, predictably they all seem to be sucking ass through a curly straw, so this time, I will give you this warning (after I adjust my glasses to read it):
No, this one:
No, I lied, THIS ONE:
Don’t ever, EVER have sex with someone.
There, I said it.
Now, look at my site.
And remember…
NO SEX!
Unless it’s anal.