Squits’ Flinching Drums

Hello there my little sailors.
I’ve updated the site properly now.
EVERYTHING has been uploaded now, all the pencil drawings I said I couldn’t scan and upload have now been scanned and uploaded, because I found out I could scan them in after all, simply by not being a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!
So now my fine feathered friends, [...]

I’ve got some pubes trapped in my shorts, so I’ll keep this one short.
I quit work finally.
I’m bored to tears.
My man fanny looks like a doughnut.
Now bollocks.
Partridge Hasslebank (Retired)