Well, you know how I get insane and then don’t again?
Well I have but haven’t. AT THE SAME TIME!
Anyway, thanks for the transfusion baldy.
I really must add something here, because thanks to Leviathan I actually got some things done, he gave me a much needed kick up the brisket, which made me create cartoons again, [...]
Anyway, what with life and stuff, with all its little peccadilloes and roundabout turns, left facing quadrupeds. half eaten pigmies, monster truck flatulence and general gravity, I decided to flatly refuse to reveal my testicles to the pope.
On a side note, I updated my sight with four new cartoons, predictably they all seem to be [...]
If you read this blog, any of you millions of fans, then you will now be imparted with the knowledge that my main site has had another update, with a new section, have a look here My Dreams
Hello there, isn’t it a long time since I wrote here?
Anyway, I hate you all, so I’ve made some new rubbish for you to have a look at, plus I’ve also rejigged and niggered a bit of old stuff from an old website that used to be funny, but went dead.
A bit like this site [...]
What?
Pleasure be unto you for the writings and flavours of pungent mammoth sex with dwarves and foxes..
In other words, there’s a plethora of updates thrice more. Be looking at them.
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Hello again my nautical wizards.
I have provided you with two new cartoons on the Updates page.
The SAS one is a particularly obscure favourite of mine that I thought of while walking down to a friends house.
Happy xmas you bastards.
I’ve gone all dry in the head, I can’t think of anything really, which tends to be the worst time to create my special breed of flange-busting tripe.
Although, I must admit, the most I’ve done recently is squeeze my testicles.
What I need to do is poke around inside myself with a spoon, not an AMCO [...]
Hello there my little sailors.
I’ve updated the site properly now.
EVERYTHING has been uploaded now, all the pencil drawings I said I couldn’t scan and upload have now been scanned and uploaded, because I found out I could scan them in after all, simply by not being a STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!
So now my fine feathered friends, [...]
I’ve got some pubes trapped in my shorts, so I’ll keep this one short.
I quit work finally.
I’m bored to tears.
My man fanny looks like a doughnut.
Now bollocks.
Partridge Hasslebank (Retired)
God almighty, last night I drank half a litre of vodka and half a litre of brandy.
Talk about getting wankered.
But anyway, no progress on other cartoons yet, I’ve still got to redraw some of my others in pen and scan the fuckers in.
Please bare with me, all two of you.