Well, Alf went on holiday to Ibiza, he commisioned me, the almighty SQUITS
to take the official pictures, so here they are.
Waiting at Leeds Bradford airport.
On the aeroplane (he went to the toilet a lot, I think he was playing with banananananas)
Arriving at Ibiza airport.
Seeing the Mare Nostril Hotel for the first time.
Dropping by the beach to see some fit birds and a castle.
A nice relaxing swim.
And then a nice sunbathe.
I'm catching a taxi to the pub.
Having a beer and talking to my mate Badger, the tortoise.
I'm really not getting anywhere, I need better transport.
Attempting a game of pool.
Me and my mates, sharing some Absinthe cocktails.
God damn, I've got the munchies.
In my tree, not out of it.
Stay tuned for Alfs next holiday at the centre of the earth.